Headline: Girlfriend Starts Her First Job… And Reality Hits Hard! 😂
News Report:
In what experts are calling “a dramatic but adorable transition into adulthood,” local girlfriend Rima officially started her very first job this week — and let’s just say, the fairy tale version of working life ended by lunchtime.
Rima, who had previously believed office life meant cute outfits, coffee breaks, and smiling colleagues, woke up at 6:00 AM looking like a warrior preparing for battle. Meanwhile, her boyfriend Sohan stood nearby offering emotional support and snacks.
“You’ll be amazing,” Sohan said confidently.
Rima nodded bravely. “Of course. I was born for corporate success.”
Fast forward to 11:45 AM.
Sohan received a dramatic text message:
“This is not what I signed up for.”
Apparently, reality had introduced itself.
Instead of relaxing coffee breaks, Rima found herself facing endless emails, confusing instructions, and a printer that refused to cooperate.
“Why does the printer hate me?” she whispered to herself in the office.
Her boss politely asked her to prepare a simple report. Rima confidently replied, “Sure!” Then immediately Googled, ‘How to prepare a simple report quickly.’
By lunchtime, she was already exhausted. “People do this every day?” she texted Sohan again.
Sohan, trying to be supportive, replied, “Yes. That’s why weekends exist.”
At 3:00 PM, Rima experienced her first “professional smile.” You know — the polite one you give when you don’t understand what’s happening but still nod confidently.
“Yes, absolutely,” she told a colleague, having no idea what “quarterly alignment strategy” meant.
When she finally returned home, she dropped dramatically onto the sofa like someone who had just returned from an adventure in the wild.
Sohan rushed over. “How was it?”
Rima stared at the ceiling. “I need retirement.”
“But it’s your first day!”
“I’ve seen enough,” she replied seriously.
She explained how she accidentally sent an email with “Hi Dear Sir” to the entire department, how she forgot her password three times, and how her lunch break felt like five seconds.
Sohan tried not to laugh — but failed.
“You said office life would be glamorous,” Rima reminded him.
“It is,” Sohan said carefully. “After five years of experience.”
Despite the dramatic reactions, there was a spark of pride in her eyes. She had survived Day One.
Later that evening, Rima updated her status:
‘First job update: It’s hard. I’m tired. But I didn’t quit.’
Sohan commented immediately:
‘CEO in progress.’
Experts confirm that first jobs often come with shock, stress, and sudden maturity. But they also come with growth, independence, and stories you’ll laugh about later.
As for Rima? She has already set three alarms for tomorrow, prepared her outfit, and promised herself she won’t fight with the printer again.
Because sometimes, the first step into adulthood feels heavy… but it also feels powerful.
And according to Sohan, “She may be tired… but she’s officially unstoppable.” 😂




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