Headline: Girlfriend Learning to Drive… City Traffic on High Alert! 🤣
News Report:
Residents of Sunnyvale Street experienced an unusually dramatic afternoon yesterday as Riya officially began her “mission” to learn driving — under the brave supervision of her boyfriend, Tanvir.
Eyewitnesses say Tanvir looked confident at first. “Relax, how hard can it be?” he reportedly said while adjusting the passenger seat like a professional instructor. That confidence lasted exactly three minutes.
Riya sat behind the steering wheel like a queen about to command an army. “So this is the accelerator?” she asked innocently.
Tanvir swallowed nervously. “Yes… but it’s not a race car.”
The engine started. The car moved forward with a tiny jump. Tanvir grabbed the dashboard dramatically as if the car had launched into space.
“Why are you panicking?” Riya said. “I’m calm.”
“You’re calm. The car is not calm,” Tanvir replied.
Their first challenge? A speed breaker.
Riya slowed down… then suddenly sped up… then braked. The car performed a short dance routine. Tanvir held the seatbelt like it was the last rope on a sinking ship.
Local tea-stall uncle commented, “Beta, practice in an empty field first.”
But Riya was determined. “Confidence is everything,” she announced.
At one point she turned on the wipers instead of the indicator. It wasn’t even raining.
Tanvir blinked. “Why are we cleaning imaginary rain?”
“I’m just testing everything,” she replied proudly.
Then came the ultimate test: parking.
Riya tried once. Too far.
Tried again. Too close.
Tried again. Slightly diagonal — like modern art.
Tanvir gently suggested, “Maybe we can straighten it?”
“It’s creative parking,” she said. “Very innovative.”
Passersby were both amused and entertained. One kid even started giving instructions from outside: “Apu, left! No, other left!”
Inside the car, tension mixed with comedy. Tanvir tried to stay calm like a yoga instructor.
“Breathe in… breathe out…”
“I am breathing!” Riya protested while accidentally honking the horn for five full seconds.
After what felt like a survival documentary episode, Riya finally managed a smooth straight drive. For five glorious seconds, everything was perfect.
Tanvir clapped dramatically. “You did it!”
Riya smiled like she had just won an international racing championship. “See? I told you I’m a natural.”
As they switched seats, Tanvir stepped out of the car carefully, kissed the ground jokingly, and said, “Thank you, universe.”
Riya rolled down the window and laughed. “Next week, highway practice!”
Tanvir froze. “Let’s master parking first.”
By evening, the story had already spread among friends: ‘Girlfriend learning to drive, boyfriend learning patience.’
Experts say no vehicles were harmed — only Tanvir’s confidence and possibly his blood pressure.
But in the end, love survived, the car survived, and Riya officially became the newest “almost driver” in town.
And according to Tanvir, “Teaching your girlfriend driving is not just about steering… it’s about trusting destiny.” 🤣
Stay tuned for the next episode: Highway Practice — Coming Soon.




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