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In what locals are calling “The Quietest Week in History,” Rashed’s wife left for her father’s house for a few days.
At first, Rashed felt confident. “Finally! Freedom!” he announced dramatically, standing in the middle of the living room like a king who had conquered a kingdom.
But that confidence lasted exactly one evening.
By the next morning, reality hit hard.
There was no breakfast magically appearing on the table. No reminder about where his socks were. No one telling him to lower the TV volume.
Day One: He burned the eggs.
Day Two: He ordered too much fast food.
Day Three: He couldn’t find the rice jar that was right in front of him.
That’s when the unexpected hero of the story entered — the friendly neighbor “Bhabi” from next door.
She noticed smoke coming from Rashed’s kitchen window and knocked on the door.
“Brother, are you cooking… or conducting a science experiment?” she joked.
Embarrassed but honest, Rashed admitted, “I think the kitchen and I are not compatible.”
Being a kind and helpful neighbor, she simply explained how to cook basic meals and even shared some extra curry one evening — like any good neighbor would do.
Unfortunately, the neighborhood gossip radar activated immediately.
One uncle from across the street whispered, “Hmm… interesting timing.”
Within hours, dramatic theories started forming.
But inside the house? Pure comedy.
Rashed was taking cooking lessons like a serious student. He even had a notebook titled:
‘Survival Guide Until Wife Returns.’
He learned how to boil rice without flooding the kitchen. He discovered that salt and sugar are not interchangeable. He even successfully made tea without burning the pot — a major achievement.
When his wife finally returned from her father’s house, she expected chaos.
Instead, she found a surprisingly clean living room and her husband proudly standing in the kitchen holding a spoon.
“I can cook now,” he announced confidently.
She raised an eyebrow. “Who trained you?”
At that exact moment, the neighbor Bhabi shouted from her balcony, “Practice makes perfect, brother!”
The wife paused… then burst into laughter.
“So that’s the big secret?” she teased.
Rashed quickly explained everything, including his failed egg incident and the smoke alarm drama.
The truth turned out to be far less scandalous and far more hilarious.
Later that night, his wife posted a funny status online:
‘Went to my father’s house for a few days… came back to find my husband upgraded to Version 2.0.’ 😂
The story quickly became a local favorite.
Moral of the story?
Sometimes when the wife goes to her father’s house, the biggest drama isn’t romance…
It’s whether the husband can survive in the kitchen. 😄
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